The humble sardine skewer costs €2 at El Palo and €8 at La Malagueta. The fish: the same. The clientele: less so.

Dispatches from the coast. Their news, our eyebrow. Sources linked, always. Edited by Vernon Marsh.
The humble sardine skewer costs €2 at El Palo and €8 at La Malagueta. The fish: the same. The clientele: less so.

Marbella, Estepona, Mijas and Casares have cleared over 15,000 tons of invasive algae this year. The beaches: cleaner. The battle: ongoing.
Clogged roads are now a major brake on the Costa del Sol economy, per local business association APYMESPA. Everyday travel struggles to keep pace with rapid growth: the traffic: thick, the patience: thin.
Health officials have placed Fuengirola and Mijas' Las Lagunas on West Nile virus alert after traps confirmed infected mosquitoes. The season tally: five cases across Andalucía.
Residents of Las Cañadas took to the streets after midnight power cuts left them without light, fans or hot water during a heatwave. The timing: precise. The mood: less so.
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Bilaga A · the exterior, from a drone. Waterslide not pictured.Fifteen bathrooms, eleven bedrooms, plus a two-bedroom flat for overflow guests. Also a bowling alley and a 130-metre waterslide. Priorities.
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