One absurd listing a day. Real photos. Real prices. Their words, our eyebrow.https://marbellagonemad.com/en-gbhttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/10/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/10/Fifteen bathrooms, eleven bedrooms, plus a two-bedroom flat for overflow guests. Also a bowling alley and a 130-metre waterslide. Priorities.Thu, 23 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/9/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/9/One room. The listing suggests adding a wall and calling it a bedroom. €275,000, wall not included.Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/8/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/8/Twenty-six square metres, fully renovated. €6,923 a square metre. The whole apartment fits in one photo.Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/7/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/7/Listed as a garage. €950,000 buys a diesel laboratory and an injector-testing rig. Upstairs: a sauna and a billiards table. The parking is incidental.Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/6/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/6/€119,000 for fourteen square metres. No columns, the listing notes, twice. Puente Romano next door is doing the heavy lifting.Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/5/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/5/Eleven square metres. Sea view, golf course view, and pool access, the listing says. For a car.Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/4/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/4/A pool bar. A yoga space. Seven bedrooms, seven bathrooms. Move-in ready since last summer, if anyone's asked.Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/3/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/3/Twelve bathrooms, nine bedrooms. Also needs renovation. €10.5 million buys the plumbing, evidently, not the finish.Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/2/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/2/'Cozy studio.' Their word. €299,000, forty square metres, sea views mentioned twice.Wed, 15 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://marbellagonemad.com/lot/1/https://marbellagonemad.com/lot/1/Was €22.5 million in 2024. Marked down three times since. Now €14.9 million, still on the market.Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT